Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

7+5=12

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

If you were a cactus, why?

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

Obama

This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

Do you love me? No.

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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