A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

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