why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

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What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

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Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick

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Little Stephanie was up all night on Christmas eve excited for her new bike that Santa was going to bring her. After tossing and turning for what seemed like decades, the sunset finally arose and Stephanie ran down the steps to unwrap her new bike with the family. Immediately after she went down the staircase, she found her parents marinated in their own blood, with knife wounds all around their body.

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There were three soap salesmen in a bar. They were comparing how good they were at selling their wares. "I'm so good that I sell 60% of my soap bars each day," says the first salesman, bragging. The second one wasn't to be outdone. "I'm so good that I sell 80% of my soap bars," he declared. The last salesmen, who, up to the moment had been relatively quiet, suddenly said in a calm and collected manner, "Oh that's nothing. I'm so good that I sell all of my soap bars each day."

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being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

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Amazing

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Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

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Apple juice.

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