- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

Velcro. What a rip off.

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

A man walked into a bar owch

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

A boy tells his friend a 9/11 joke. The boy's friend says "Don't joke about 9/11, my dad died in it." "I'm sorry I didn't know.", responds the boy. "Yeah, that's the last plane he ever flew"

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