- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

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