What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

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Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

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Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

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a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

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How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it's goal was to get to the other side however unfortunately a giant gorilla picked up a car; threw it at a nearby building causing it to collapse; setting off a massive explosion causing all of the buildings on that side of the street to collapse. As the whole other side of the street was covered in rubble making it impossible for the chicken to get to the other side, so the chicken decided to turn around and go home.

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Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

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one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

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What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

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how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

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What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

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Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

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What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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smell the vitamin C

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

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I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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