how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

what do u call a apple a apple

What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

fava beans

What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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