what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

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how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

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What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

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I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

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A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

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Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

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Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

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Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

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nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

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What comes after 23? 24.

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Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

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Sex education in Texas,

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

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why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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suck my balls mr.garison

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There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

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Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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