- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

Jewwy Jewstein

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

I was once a hamster.

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

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