What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Q:What were Helen Keller's dying words? A: Speaking is difficult when you have no way of hearing others. Apart from that, just hours before you die, you become unaware of your surroundings, and have a harder time communicating. Both these problems merged together made it basically impossible for her to speak before death.

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A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

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Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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What's the best rabbit for a black person?

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hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

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I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

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Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

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Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

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Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

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Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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