- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, blue & green all over?

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

this site is an antijoke

Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

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A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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