- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

There is no I in Pie except for the I

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

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