What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Knock Knock Come in.

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

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