Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

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How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

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You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

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knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

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Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

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Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

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have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? It's hard to say, as this number depends on a large number of factors including the average area covered by one lick, the pH of saliva, the solubility of Tootsie Pops, the temperature of both the saliva and the Tootsie Pop, and the amount of saliva deposited on the Tootsie Pop after each lick. This is not to mention all the manufacturing irregularities that may occur during production, and varying tongue shapes and solvency properties of saliva.

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Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

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A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

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whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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