- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

Farmers are outstanding in their fields

baby seal walks into a club

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