What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

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Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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