B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

Roses are red, Violets are violet

What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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