A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

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Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

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What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

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Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

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A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

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Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

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what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

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Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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