whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

you are a åsshole :)

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

wanna here a joke? you.

The Holocaust

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

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Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

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