- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

phone and phone charger were talking to each other suddenly a massive hand swopped down to the charger and another hand came down and grabbed the phone they both started screeming so the hand stabbed the phone with the phone charger so the phone said... ALL I DID WAS SCREEM (RANDOMZZZ) (L.W)

Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, Im very sorry.

A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

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