Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

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A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

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why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

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ded on boomer and aodddan

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

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Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

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What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

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whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

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captcha: all yer base

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

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Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

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HOLY SHIT ITS AN AIRPANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

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A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

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What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

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Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

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9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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