roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

Sarah Palin

Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

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