teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

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Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

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roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

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A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

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Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

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Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

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how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

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What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

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Gay's

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What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

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so... how about that airplane food

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

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what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

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Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

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Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

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What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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