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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

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Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

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A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

An Italian leaves the mofia

Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

Why did the tomato blush? A tomato's complexion is already red so it simply appears to be blushing

Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

What happens if you Put a Mental Patient in a cage He goes crazy, Develops schizophrenia and Eventually dies of Many Incurable Diseases

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