- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

1,2,3,4,5... 6.

Hello, this is Chuck Norris speaking.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

How do you confuse a blonde? The same way you confuse a brunette or redhead, hair color has nothing to do with an individual's intelligence.

What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

I dont have a girlfriend

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

i keep getting thumbs down...

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

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