Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

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What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

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Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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Getting up for a black person on a buss

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What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

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It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

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What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

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How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

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So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

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Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

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what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

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What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

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what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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