why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

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did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

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Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

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all your base are belong to mark

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

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Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

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This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

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I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

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Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

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Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

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Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

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What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

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A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

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What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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