- Anti Joke

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

whats white and pointless? chalk.

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.