- Anti Joke

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

Two Muffins in an oven One muffin looks at the other muffin and says: "Oohhhh it's hot in here!". Then the other muffin says: "Oohhhh a talking muffin!"

Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

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Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.