What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

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Why did the child cross the road? Nobody knows, he forgot to look both ways got hit by a truck and suffered severe head trauma leading memorie loss.

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

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What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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A ginger was with his friends

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What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

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There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

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2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

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Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

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How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

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I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

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How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

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Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

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Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

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Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

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What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

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What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

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What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

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What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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