- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

The Game.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

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Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

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