- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

Your grandma's cookies.

What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

My kids are mistakes.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

Oh s***

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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