A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

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How do you make a car? You build it.

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There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

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Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

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Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

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Knock knock. Who's there You are.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

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Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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