a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

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How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

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Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

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What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

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What do you call a black man? A person

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anal seepage

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What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

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What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

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Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

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Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

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What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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