roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

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What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

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how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

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What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

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Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

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What s the difference between a pigeon ?

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why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

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how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

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Women's Rights

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That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

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Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

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What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

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Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

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What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

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Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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