A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

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Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

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no pun intended

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Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

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When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

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What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

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How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

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why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

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Robocop and T-800 argue over who can run the fastest, Robocop claims he is the fastest, while T-800 says that he is the fastest. To settle things once and for all, they start a race. At first T-800 seems to be leading Then the T-800 is leading by a great distance. moments later the T-800 has a huge lead. But then suddenly, without any warning, the race shifts! T-800 is now leading only by a great distance! Yet in a amazing, and completely unexpected plot-twist. T-800 wins! Moral: :O

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Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

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gay porn...

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Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

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what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

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Abortion

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