- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

A man walks into a bar Ouch

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

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