- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

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Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

What can make you pee? Liquid

What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

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