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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

You might be a redneck. Sorry.

Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

I have down syndrome. -RDV

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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