you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

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wots brown and smells like shite shite

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Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

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Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

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What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

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Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

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A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

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If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

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<=3 penis

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im not food

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

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Why did the

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Anti Joke

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