Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what did the old lady die of old age...

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

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I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

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Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

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How do I get to Carnegie Hall? The address is 881 Seventh Avenue at 57th street in New York. it's beside the Russian Tea Room and almost directly across from the IESE school of business. The Russian Tea Room has a large bright red awning out front and a large carving of three dancing bears on the face of the building, the bears are covered in gold leaf. You can't miss it.

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Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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one morning i turned on my tv

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

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I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

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What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

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Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

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Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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