Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

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There were three guy's caught trespassing on a farmers land. The farmer said he wont kill them if they did what they were told, he told everyone to pick one fruit. The 1st guy came to him with grapes. The farmer told him to shove it up his butt so he did, the 2nd guy came to the farmer with orange, the farmer told him to shove them up his butt but the guy kept laughing, the farmer got angry and snapped whats so funny? My buddy over over there is picking watermelons.

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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Knock Knock! Come in..

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Students, please find the surface integral.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

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Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

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What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

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Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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What was Hatsune Miku's last word? bokuwaumaresoshitekizukushosenhitonomanegotodatoshittenaomoutaitsuzukutowanoinochivocaloidtatoesoregakisonkyokuwonazoruomochanarabasoremoiitoketsuinegiwokajirisorawomiageshiruwokobosudakedosoremonakushikizukijinkakusurautanitayorifuanteinakibannomotokaerutokowasudenihaikyominaniwasuresararetatokikokororashikimonogakietebousounohatenimieruowarusekaivocaloid...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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