What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

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If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

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Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

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why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

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The ULTIMATE Street Fighter shotokan safety guide one Turbo masters tournament X Revenge Kombat Super Ultimate Alpha Omega F*** Y** Edition! 1. I case an attack breaks both your legs, use your last remaining strength in order to kick the air with one leg, while keeping the other one straight down, then immediatedly yell MYLEGSARBROKEN! In order to receive medical attention. And please remember: If Hadou can, then you Sure can! 2. DLC ONLY 3 DLC ONLY 4. DLC Only. ...hayball rolls trough... 9001: DLC only

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how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

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knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

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Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

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whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them Why did Jane fall off the swing She has no arms Why did Jack drop his ice cream cone He got hit by a bus Did you know that if you pretend to eat salt you can actualy taste it Do this in public. Why was 6 afraid of 7 Numbers can't think This is the original anti joke A man walked into a bar he is an alcoholic and is distroying his family. Fin a penny pick it up and all the day you will have good luck Until you get hit with a car door. A man is SCUBA diving when he is almost out of air so he takes one breath an holds it to the surface The trip is so long that his lungs explode do to a change in pressure so he died.

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What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

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What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

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??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

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Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

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Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

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How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

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A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

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whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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