- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

I have aids

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

"Knock knock." "No."

A man walked into a bar Ouch.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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