- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

Tic tac toe. I never met my father

A black man walks into a store and buys something.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

An epileptic man attends a rave.

What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

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