- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

Women's Rights

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

I'm so full I could stop eating.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

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