Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Nice belt.

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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