- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

A black man walks Into a bar.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

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