A dog walk into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What"ll it be?" The dog then breaks into tears as he realizes the bartender is his father's gay husband.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why did Tupac Shakur get shot? He was a famous and very controversial celebrity, which naturally led to having a lot of enemies.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

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yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

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Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

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what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

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I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

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What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

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What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

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How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

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Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

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Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

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You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

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Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

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Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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