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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

A: Knock Knock B: ...

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

why was the boy crying he had cancer

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

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