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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

A: Knock Knock B: ...

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

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What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

What's white and gluey Glue

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

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