What's 9+10? 19

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What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

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How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

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What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

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I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

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why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? When buying African American Slaves the masters often sought attributes that would be useful for manual labor such as agricultural work. The slaves who met these criteria had more chances to pass on their better, more beneficial genetic info via sexual intercourse with other slaves. Through many generations the most beneficial traits such as fine motor control in the phalanges and overall strength were passed down. This is very similar to Darwin's Theory of Evolution.

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The Dane, the Norwegian and the Chinese where on a plane, and as the plane was malfunctioning, the pilot would shout: "We are overloaded! Toss out everything you can spare!" The Dane tossed out a box of Danish Salami, explaining they had enough of those in his country. The Norwegian tossed out a package of sweaters, explaining that they had enough of those in his country. Suddenly the Chinese jumped out without a given explanation, as time passed though, the surviving crew arrived to some conclusions... Moral: R.I.P Kim the 294834839483948th

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How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

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how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

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This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

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Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

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Why was Sally gone for her father's birthday? She went on a camping trip with her friends. Sally's friends were brutally murdered and she was kidnapped. The kidnapper cut off her arms and legs and left her in the middle of a suburban intersection late at night. The autopsy revealed that Sally died from blood loss from losing her limbs. It also revealed that she had contracted a fast growing tumor in her brain which would have most likely killed her within days of the murder anyway. Her family was living in the country illegally so her DNA did not reveal a computer file of her person. Her parents were not informed of her death for years because of this. When it was determined that the victim was the parents' daughter they were arrested for living in the country illegally and were not able to have a funeral.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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