- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

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