- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

person 1: wanna hear a knock knock joke? Person 2: sure! Person 1: okay you start person 2: knock knock Person 1: who's there?

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What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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