How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

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What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

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There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

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What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

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What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

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sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

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Yo mama is so fat she died

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A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

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Women's rights.

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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everyone dislike this

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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

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Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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