- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Obamacare

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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