your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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OR SOMETHING! VOLUME ONE SPECIAL ALPHA MAN EDITION: What do you do if you are in the jungle, and surrounded by a tiger, and a jaguar and have only one bullet left in the rifle? You shoot the damn jaguar in its tire, and RIDE THE GODDAMN TIGER BACK HOME! MORAL MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! THE FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD R*PIST!(Yes I also wrote the original kay?)

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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Daym im romantic

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Why are fire trucks red Well fire trucks have 4 wheels, and they have 8 people in them, 4+8, is 12, there are 12 inches in a foot, a foot is a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a boat, boats sail the seven seas, fish are in the seven seas, fish have fins, the Finns defeated the Russians, Russians are red, And that is why fire trucks are red.

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How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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PEANIS!

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

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