- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

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A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

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What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

Bob Saget

hello anomonous

Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

yo mama is fat shes fat

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

what did the deaf man say to his long-lost paraplegic brother? He did audibly make noise as deafness from birth meant that the capacity to form words through sound was much reduced, and instead simply gestured a greeting of loving familiarity.

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