Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

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What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

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What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

black people are white when i use night gogles

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi