What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

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If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

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PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

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what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

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what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

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Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

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Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

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Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

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Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

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a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

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Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

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Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

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What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

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Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

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The other day a man came to my door. After I opened it, he told me, "I'm sorry, your mother is dead." He paused, then said, "Just kidding." "Actually," I told him, "my mom died two years ago of natural causes." He turned around and left, and I closed the door. All in all, it was a very confusing situation, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's long and black? A line at KFC.

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Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

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roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

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Anti Joke

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