- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

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Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

do you have a wife?

Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

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Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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Youre mom is so dead...

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

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