Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

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What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

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Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

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God wrote this joke.................................

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Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

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Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

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A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

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why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

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Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

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Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

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Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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world peace

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What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

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Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

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What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

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roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

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