- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

ahem what? what. oh I thought you said something

Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

This joke is the worst joke ever.

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

cats are pussies

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